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Dem say Boko Haram don poison beans after I buy half bag for house. From the one wey I cook, I give my
dog, Bingo, make im first test am. 45mins later, bingo still dey waka, dey jolly. Na im I come chop my own. After I don chop finish, my gateman run come tel me say bingo don die, hey! I run enter house, begin drink full gallon of palm oil for my belle, chop 22 bitter kola wit 3 long bitter leaf stem, chop walnuts with the shell no time to crack, swallow moringa with aloe vera as treatment combo. Garlic and onions be like sweet for my mouth. I come dey sweat as if na oven be my bedroom. I dey think say my life don finish. I come outside. Na im gate
man com they tell me say the driver wey kill bingo wan come beg me!😀😀😀
If na u, wetin u go do the gate man? ????😏😏😏
Your opinion is requested in this please.
😎A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."
"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."
A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;😂😂
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;😜😜
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval;
😂😂😂
and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it.
😜😜😜
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("le computador"), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on😝
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;😄
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem;😜
and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
😜😜😜😝😝😝😝😂😂😂😂😂
The women won😜
Send this to all the smart women you know...and all the men that have a good sense of humour!🙆
"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."
"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."
A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;😂😂
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;😜😜
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval;
😂😂😂
and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it.
😜😜😜
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("le computador"), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on😝
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;😄
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem;😜
and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
😜😜😜😝😝😝😝😂😂😂😂😂
The women won😜
Send this to all the smart women you know...and all the men that have a good sense of humour!🙆
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